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A sermon about lying
A minister told his congregation, "Next week I plan to preach about the sin of lying. To help you understand my sermon, I want you all to read Mark 17."
The following Sunday, as he prepared to deliver his sermon, the minister asked for a show of hands. He wanted to know how many had read Mark 17. Every hand went up. The minister smiled and said, "Mark has only sixteen chapters. I will now proceed with my sermon on the sin of lying."
Angelic Love
"My wife is an angel."
"Lucky you. Mine's still alive."
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You can see the results below:
- A Night at the Asylum won 49.21% of the times
- A blonde bought an AM radio and it took her a month to find out she could listen to it at night. won 51.05% of the times
