A minister, a priest, and a rabbi were s...
A minister, a priest, and a rabbi were sitting around a dinner table, having after-dinner coffee and arguing about religion. Suddenly, the Angel of the Lord appears and says, "I will grant one wish to each of you!"
The minister jumps to his feet and shouts, "I wish for the destruction of all Catholics!"
Then the priest jumps to his feet and shouts, "Well, I wish for the destruction of all Protestants!"
The angel turns to the rabbi and says, "What do you wish for, rabbi?"
And the rabbi says, "Well, if you're going to grant their wishes, then I'll just have another cup of coffee!"
Automotive horror
As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on 280. Please be careful!"
"Heck," said Herman, "It's not just one car. It's hundreds of them!"