Vote For Your Favorite Joke
I can't decide!
Bruce Willis on Mt. Everest
What did Bruce Willis find on the top of Mt. Everest?
Icey dead people.
A sailor goes to a cementary
A sailor, while bringing flowers to a cemetery, noticed
an old Chinese man placing a bowl of rice on a nearby
grave. The sailor walked up to the man and asked, "When
do you expect your friend to come up and eat the rice?"
The old Chinese man replied with a smile, "Same time
your friend comes up to smell the flowers."
Thank you for your vote!
You can see the results below:
- A Night at the Asylum won 48.78% of the times
- A parent's night before Christmas won 50.35% of the times
