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A customer sent an order to a distributor...
A customer sent an order to a distributor for a large amount of goods totaling a great deal of money. The distributor noticed that the previous bill hadn't been paid. The collections manager left a voicemail for them saying, "We can't ship your new order until you pay for the last one."The next day the collections manager received a collect phone call,"Please cancel the order. We can't wait that long."

Benefits of the Revival
After the revival had concluded, the three pastors were
discussing the results with one another.


The Methodist minister said, "The revival worked out great
for us! We gained 4 new families."


The Baptist preacher said, "We did better than that! We
gained 6 new families."


The Presbyterian pastor said, "Well, we did even better than
that! We got rid of our 10 biggest trouble makers!"





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  • A Night at the Asylum won 49.04% of the times
  • African Marriage won 50.68% of the times