Dumb.com >> Jokefight
Vote For Your Favorite Joke

I can't decide!

A Small Test
An older couple had a son, who was still living with them. The parents were a little worried, as the son was still unable to decide about his future career, so they decided to do a small test.

They took a ten-dollar bill, a bible, and a bottle of whiskey, and put them on the front hall table... then they hid, pretending they were not at home.

The father's plan was: "If our son takes the money, he will be a businessman, if he takes the bible, he will be a priest, but if he takes the bottle of whiskey, I'm afraid our son will be a drunkard."

So the parents hid in the nearby closet and waited nervously. Peeping through the keyhole they saw their son arrive. The son saw the note they had left.

Then, he took the 10-dollar bill, looked at it against the light, and slid it in his pocket.

After that, he took the bible, flicked through it, and took it.

Finally he grabbed the bottle, opened it, and took an appreciative whiff to be assured of the quality ...then he left for his room, carrying all three items.

The father slapped his forehead, and said: "Darn, it's even worse than I could ever have imagined.. " "Our son is going to be a politician!"



A doctor is complaining to a mechanic
A doctor is talking to a car mechanic, "Your fee is several times more per hour then we get paid for medical care."

"Yeah, but you see, doc, you have always the same model, it hasn't changed since Adam; but we have to keep up to date with new models coming every month."



Latest Joke Fight Results:

  • Advice from lawyers was a winner against A blonde bought an AM radio and it took her a month to find out she could listen to it at night.
  • Bank customer service was a winner against A stupid dog
  • At The Pearly Gates was a winner against 1stPerson: "Do you know anything about...
  • Bottle of Evian water? was a winner against Be Careful When Robbing Lawyers
  • Baseball heaven was a winner against Anniversary Flowers
  • Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? was a winner against Bosses versus workers
  • How To Be Politically Correct With Women was a winner against Ball Rolling
  • An ounce of brains was a winner against Bribing the Judge
  • Blind man was a winner against A man was wandering around in a field, t...
  • Bad News and Good News was a winner against 100 Reasons To Party