3 Types of People
There are 3 basic types of people in the world:
1. Those who can count.

2. Those who can't.

A boy comes home from school and tells his mother...
A boy comes home from school and tells his mother that he got a part in the school play. "What part?" the mother asked."I play a Jewish husband," the boy replied. "Go back to school and tell your teacher that you want a speaking role!"