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I tried to be a tailor...
I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it. Mainly because it was a so-so job.

A man and his Alligator
A man and his alligator walk into a bar and the man asks, "Does this bar serve lawyers?""Of course we do," replied the bartender."Great," said the man, "I'd like a beer... and give me a lawyer for my gator."

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• A pastor in Maine skipped services one Sunday... won 49.88% of the times
• A very homely young woman made an appointment with a psychiatrist... won 50.06% of the times