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A Short Time to Live
A man hasn't been fealing well, so he goes to his doctor for a complete checkup.
Afterward the doctor comes out with the results.
"I'm afraid I have some very bad news," the doctor says. "You're dying, and you don't have much time left."
"Oh, that's terrible!" says the man. "How long have I got?"
"Ten," the doctor says sadly.
"Ten?" the man asks. "Ten what? Months? Weeks? What?!"
"Nine..."
Basketball
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
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- Facing Adversity won 51.79% of the times
- A blonde bought an AM radio and it took her a month to find out she could listen to it at night. won 50.78% of the times
