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Be Quiet in Church
A Sunday school teacher asked her little children, as they
were on the way to church service, "And why is it necessary
to be quiet in church?"

One bright little girl replied, "Because people are
sleeping!"

Bees Pees
Q: Where does a bee pee?
A: At the BP station.

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