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A sailor goes to a cementary
A sailor, while bringing flowers to a cemetery, noticed
an old Chinese man placing a bowl of rice on a nearby
grave. The sailor walked up to the man and asked, "When
do you expect your friend to come up and eat the rice?"
The old Chinese man replied with a smile, "Same time
your friend comes up to smell the flowers."
Bees Pees
Q: Where does a bee pee?
A: At the BP station.
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You can see the results below:
- Facing Adversity won 53.17% of the times
- A young Jewish man excitedly tells his mother... won 48.72% of the times
