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Absentminded Doctor to Patient
After a relaxing vacation, the doctor go in to see his
patient. The doctor says, "I have some bad news and some even
worse news. The bad new is you only have a week to live."
The patient replies, "Oh my God! What could be worse?"
The doctor replies, "I should have told you last week."
Facing Adversity
A person who smiles in the face of adversity probably has a scapegoat.
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You can see the results below:
- Facing Adversity won 51.64% of the times
- Aunt Dora went to her doctor to see what could be done... won 49.12% of the times