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A stolen credit card
A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.
Cannibals and Politicians
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant opened by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu...
Broiled Missionary: $25.00
Fried Explorer: $35.00
Baked Politician: $100.00.
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked , "Why such a price difference for the politician?"
The cook replied "Have you ever tried to clean one of them?"
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You can see the results below:
- A pious man who had reached the age of 105... won 50.34% of the times
- A pastor in Maine skipped services one Sunday... won 50.50% of the times
