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500 lawyers in the ocean
What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start.
Bad News and Good News
Jill phoned her husband, John, at work for a chat. "I'm sorry dear," said John, "but I'm up to my neck in work today. I don't have time to chat."
Jill replied, "But I've got some good news and some bad news for you, dear."
"OK darling," said John, "but as I've got no time right now, just give me the good news."
"Okay," agreed Jill. "Well, the air bag works...bye!"
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You can see the results below:
- A pious man who had reached the age of 105... won 49.61% of the times
- Bank customer service won 50.48% of the times
