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Bonds Mature
What is the difference between men and government bonds?
Bonds mature.

50/50 relationship
How do men define a 50/50 relationship?
We cook/they eat we clean/they dirty we iron/they wrinkle!

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You can see the results below:

• A preacher was completing a temperance sermon... won 51.06% of the times
• A Redneck Christmas won 51.01% of the times