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Basketball
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
12 Shots
A guy goes into a bar, orders twelve shots and starts drinking them as fast as he can.
The bartender says, "Dang, why are you drinking so fast?"
The guy says, "You would be drinking fast if you had what I had."
The bartender says, "What do you have?"
The guy says, "75 cents."
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- Big Man in a Small Town won 51.47% of the times
- A man goes to his bank manager and says... won 51.03% of the times
