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12 Shots
A guy goes into a bar, orders twelve shots and starts drinking them as fast as he can.
The bartender says, "Dang, why are you drinking so fast?"
The guy says, "You would be drinking fast if you had what I had."
The bartender says, "What do you have?"
The guy says, "75 cents."
Blonde Nurse
Q: Why does a blonde nurse carry around a red pen?
A: To draw blood.
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You can see the results below:
- A problem with teeth won 51.42% of the times
- And God Created ... Pets won 50.03% of the times
