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A stolen credit card
A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.

A man with a glass eye is here to see you
Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the waiting room with a glass eye named Brown.

Doctor: What does he call his other eye?

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