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bad advice
Walking past the Royal Courts of Justice one day, a man spotted a friend of his sitting on the steps outside, sobbing loudly with his head buried in his hands.
"What's the matter?"
he asked of his friend, "did your lawyer give you bad advice ..?"
"No - it's worse than that," replied the friend between sobs, " he sold it to me..."
Bonds Mature
What is the difference between men and government bonds?
Bonds mature.
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- A real dilemma won 46.77% of the times
- A man went to the police station wishing to speak... won 51.56% of the times