Vote For Your Favorite Joke

At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8 men and 4 women...
At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8 men and 4 women:Defendant: "Your Honor, I wish to change my plea."Judge: "Is someone using undue influence to prompt you to change your mind?"Defendant: "No sir, when I pleaded Not Guilty I didn't know there would be women on the jury. Since I can't even fool my wife, I'll never be able to fool the four women jurors."

Bottle of Evian water?
Q: Ever wonder about people who pay $2 for a bottle of Evian water?

A: Just spell "Evian" backwards!

Latest Joke Fight Results:

• Blind Justice was a winner against A Horse Walks Into a Bar
• After the fall in Garden of Eden... was a winner against Advice for a Fisherman
• Tongue Twisters was a winner against A very interesting fact
• A wife was berating her husband... was a winner against A staged wedding to bust dealers
• A man walked into was a winner against An Unusual Prayer
• A wife for Adam was a winner against Can I take his place?
• An American tourist was a winner against An Unusual Prayer
• Bob stood over his tee short on the 18th hole... was a winner against A wife was berating her husband...
• Be Careful When Robbing Lawyers was a winner against Blind Justice
• Barber's don't exist was a winner against As a sergeant in a parachute regiment...