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A man and his Alligator
A man and his alligator walk into a bar and the man asks, "Does this bar serve lawyers?""Of course we do," replied the bartender."Great," said the man, "I'd like a beer... and give me a lawyer for my gator."

A definition of psychiatrist
A Psychiatrist is just a Jewish doctor who can't stand the sight of blood.

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