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I can't decide!
A Bee at a Bar Mitzvah
A hungry bee meets a fellow bee who directs the hungry one
to a Bar Mitzvah. The hungry bee eats his fill, then again
meets his friend.
The second bee asks how it went, and hears that his friend
ate plenty. The second bee then asks why the first bee is
wearing a yarmulke (the small round cap that religious Jews
often wear).
The first bee replies, "It was a Bar Mitzvah. I didn't want
anyone to think I was a WASP."
Age Old Riddle
If a man says something in the woods and no woman hears him, is he still wrong?
Thank you for your vote!
You can see the results below:
- A really cold morning won 49.58% of the times
- A recruit who wasn't really meant to be a soldier... won 48.77% of the times
