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Bonds Mature
What is the difference between men and government bonds?
Bonds mature.

A man with a glass eye is here to see you
Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the waiting room with a glass eye named Brown.

Doctor: What does he call his other eye?

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• A recruit who wasn't really meant to be a soldier... won 48.91% of the times
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