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A stolen credit card
A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.
As a sergeant in a parachute regiment...
As a sergeant in a parachute regiment I took part in serveral night time excersises. Once, I was seated next to a Lieutenant fresh from Jump School. He was quiet sad looked a bit pale so I struck up a conversation."Scared, Lieutenant?", I asked.He replied, "No, just a bit apperhensive."I asked, "What's the diffrence??"He replied, "That means I'm scared with a university education."
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- A recruit who wasn't really meant to be a soldier... won 49.15% of the times
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