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A real dilemma
I have this friend who has a real dilemma. His wife won't give him a divorce until she figures out a way of doing it without making him a happy man.

A Horse Walks Into a Bar
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?"

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• A recruit who wasn't really meant to be a soldier... won 48.88% of the times
• A pious man who had reached the age of 105... won 50.15% of the times