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Bank customer service
"I'm not saying that the customer service in my bank is bad, but when I went in the other day and asked the clerk to check my balance ... she leaned over and pushed me."

500 lawyers in the ocean
What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
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A boy comes home from school and tells his mother... won 50.51% of the times