Vote For Your Favorite Joke
I can't decide!
Blonde Nurse
Q: Why does a blonde nurse carry around a red pen?
A: To draw blood.
Ape Reading List
One day the zoo-keeper noticed that the orangutan was
reading two books -- the Bible and Darwin's Origin of
Species.
In surprise he asked the ape, "Why are you reading both
those books?"
"Well," said the orangutan, "I just wanted to know if I was
my brother's keeper or my keeper's brother."
Thank you for your vote!
You can see the results below:
- Blind man won 50.32% of the times
- An American tourist won 49.30% of the times
