Vote For Your Favorite Joke
I can't decide!
A stolen credit card
A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.
bad advice
Walking past the Royal Courts of Justice one day, a man spotted a friend of his sitting on the steps outside, sobbing loudly with his head buried in his hands.
"What's the matter?"
he asked of his friend, "did your lawyer give you bad advice ..?"
"No - it's worse than that," replied the friend between sobs, " he sold it to me..."
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You can see the results below:
- A sad mourner won 51.69% of the times
- A very homely young woman made an appointment with a psychiatrist... won 50.05% of the times
