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Bonds Mature
What is the difference between men and government bonds?
Bonds mature.

A responsible applicant
Employer to applicant: "In this job we need someone who is responsible." Applicant: "I'm the one you want. On my last job, every timeanything went wrong, they said I was responsible."

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A man walks into a Chinese restaurant but is told... won 50.52% of the times