Dumb.com - Joke Fight

Vote For Your Favorite Joke

Bottle of Evian water?
Q: Ever wonder about people who pay $2 for a bottle of Evian water?

A: Just spell "Evian" backwards!

All Male Jury
A lawyer addresses an all male jury: "Gentlemen, shall we cast this beautiful, lonely young lady into a dim cell in a prison, or shall we return her to her oceanside beach condo, Ocean City, telephone Number 555-4531?"

Thank you for your vote!

You can see the results below:

A sailor goes to a cementary won 50.72% of the times

A man with a glass eye is here to see you won 48.10% of the times

Thank you for your vote!

You can see the results below:

A sailor goes to a cementary won 50.72% of the times A man with a glass eye is here to see you won 48.10% of the times

A sailor goes to a cementary won 50.72% of the times

A man with a glass eye is here to see you won 48.10% of the times