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A couple have not been getting along for years...
A couple have not been getting along for years, so the husband thinks,"I'll buy my wife a cemetery plot for her birthday."Well, you can imagine her disappointment. The next year, her birthday rolls around again and thistime he doesn't get her anything.She says, "Why didn't you get me a birthday present!?"He replies, "You didn't use what I got you last year!"
Bees Pees
Q: Where does a bee pee?
A: At the BP station.
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- A sailor goes to a cementary won 51.11% of the times
- A man with a glass eye is here to see you won 48.06% of the times
