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An old rabbi is talking with one of his friends...
An old rabbi is talking with one of his friends and says with a warm smile, "I gladdened seven hearts today." "Seven hearts?" asks the friend. "How did you do that?" The rabbi strokes his beard and replies, "I performed three marriages." The friend looks at him quizically."Seven?" he asks. "I could understand six, but..." "What do you think" says the rabbi, "that I do this for free?"
Age Old Riddle
If a man says something in the woods and no woman hears him, is he still wrong?
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- A sailor goes to a cementary won 51.31% of the times
- A little old lady goes to the doctor and... won 48.42% of the times
