
Vote For Your Favorite Joke
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A fair deal
A friend of mine just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the house. He got the outside.
Being hurt
A husband and wife went to the fairgrounds. The wife wanted to go on the Ferris wheel, but the husband wasn't comfortable with that. So the wife went on the ride by herself.The wheel went round and round and suddenly the wife was thrown out and landed in a heap at her husband's feet."Are you hurt?" he asked."Of course I'm hurt!" she replied. "Three times around and you didn't wave once!"
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You can see the results below:
- A sailor goes to a cementary won 50.71% of the times
- Business is business won 50.09% of the times