Vote For Your Favorite Joke

500 lawyers in the ocean
What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start.

Blonde Nurse
Q: Why does a blonde nurse carry around a red pen?

A: To draw blood.

Latest Joke Fight Results:

• 50/50 relationship was a winner against Be Careful When Robbing Lawyers
• An invisible man is here to see you was a winner against Anniversary Flowers
• A really cold morning was a winner against An artist asked the gallery owner if the...
• African Marriage was a winner against Boys and Girls
• 45 or 82? was a winner against A stupid dog
• A Man And His Money was a winner against Brain or muscles?
• An ounce of brains was a winner against A dog for a wife
• A customer sent an order to a distributor... was a winner against Bad Japanese economy
• A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him... was a winner against 100 Reasons To Party
• Can you pay the bill? was a winner against A customer sent an order to a distributor...