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A horrible curse
An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a "Curse" he has been living with for the last 40 years.The Wizard says "maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you."The old man says without hesitation"I now pronounce you man and wife".
Bonds Mature
What is the difference between men and government bonds?
Bonds mature.
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You can see the results below:
- A Short Time to Live won 48.68% of the times
- A jealous husband hires a private detective... won 53.82% of the times
