Dumb.com >> Jokefight
Vote For Your Favorite Joke

I can't decide!

Bad Couch Trip
I've been feeling down for so long that I finally decided to
seek the aid of a psychiatrist.

I went there, laid on the couch, spilled my guts then waited
for the profound wisdom of the psychiatrist to make me feel
better.

The psychiatrist asked me a few questions, took some notes
then sat thinking in silence for a few minutes with a puzzled
look on his face.

Suddenly, he looked up with an expression of delight and
said, "Ummmmm, I think your problem is low self-esteem. It is
very common among losers."

A Woman's Seminars
New Summer Seminars for Women

The Auto Hood Release, What Is It And Why Is It There

Life Beyond Shoes

Money, The Non-Renewable Resource

How To Get 90 Minutes Out Of An Hour

Why Men Don't Like Any Of Your Friends

How To Be A Victim Of Marketing

How To Get Out Of Bed Without Waking Up Your Man

Is There Really Enough Makeup In The World

How To Get The Most Out Of A Garbage Bag

Cigar Smoke And Its Benefits

Clocks And Time: The Mysterious Connection

Tupperware: Its Social And Environmental Drawbacks

Where To Look When Your Auto Is In Reverse

Learning When Not To Talk, And Then Not Talking

How To Avoid Turning Into Your Mother

Quality Time: When You And Your Husband Should Spend Time Apart

Beyond The Front Page: Exploring The Daily Newspaper

How To Accept Criticism or When To Give Up On Cooking

Telltales Sounds Associated With Auto Collisions

Toilet Paper And The Loss Of The Rain Forests: The Vital Connection

When Ignorance Can Be A Blessing: Household Finances And You

How To Keep 'Em Guessing, or: 101 Ways To Fold A Towel

Talking And Driving: There's Got To Be A Way



Latest Joke Fight Results:

  • Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? was a winner against A fair deal
  • Before and After in Marriage was a winner against A blonde detective
  • A New York Lawyer was a winner against A Long Hot Bath
  • A Man's Life is Spent Wondering was a winner against Bribing the Judge
  • A Lesson From Management was a winner against A recent study showed...
  • A recruit who wasn't really meant to be a soldier... was a winner against Absentminded Doctor to Patient
  • A couple came upon a wishing well... was a winner against A man worries
  • A redneck gets shot was a winner against An Example of Tragedy
  • A Lutheran pastor, a Catholic priest and a Rabbi... was a winner against A Real Watch Dog
  • Bad temper problem was a winner against A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife...