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Bonds Mature
What is the difference between men and government bonds?
Bonds mature.
Are caterpillars good to eat?
Johnny: Daddy, are caterpillars good to eat?
Father: Have I not told you never to mention such things during meals!
Mother: Why did you say that, Junior? Why did you ask the question?
Johnny: It's because I saw one on daddy's lettuce, but now it's gone.
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You can see the results below:
- A Short Time to Live won 50.68% of the times
- A U.S Army Colonel issues a directive won 52.03% of the times
