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3 Questions
A man walked into a lawyer's office and inquired about the lawyer's rates.
"$50.00 for three questions", replied the lawyer.
"Isn't that awfully steep?" asked the man.
"Yes," the lawyer replied, "and what was your third question?"
Aircraft Carrier
Q: What do you call an aircraft carrier
in financial difficulty?
A: A receding airline.
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