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A wife was berating her husband...
A wife was berating her husband. He motioned for her to quiet down saying, "Don't unleash the beast in me."The wife snickered and replied, "Unlike a lot of women, 'dear', I'm not the least bit afraid of a mouse."

I tried to be a tailor...
I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it. Mainly because it was a so-so job.

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• A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him... won 47.74% of the times
• A blonde bought an AM radio and it took her a month to find out she could listen to it at night. won 50.97% of the times