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Bambi
You might be a redneck if ''Bambi'' made you hungry for rabbit!
An ounce of brains
A lawyer finds out he has an inoperable brain tumor.
It's so large, they have to do a brain transplant.
His doctor gives him a choice of available brains.
There's a jar of rocket scientist brains for $10 an ounce.
A jar of regular scientist brains for $15 an ounce.
And a jar of lawyer brains for the sum of $800 an ounce.
The outraged lawyer says, "This is a rip off! How come the lawyer brains are so damned expensive?"
The doctor replies, "Do you know how many lawyers it takes to get an ounce of brains?"
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- A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him... won 49.73% of the times
- A group of chess enthusiasts had checked into a hotel... won 51.28% of the times
