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A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights...
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken and considerable damage. There's no sign of the offending vehicle but he's relieved to see that there's a note stuck under the windshield wiper."Sorry. I just backed into your Beemer. The witnesses who saw the accident are nodding and smiling at me because they think I'm leaving my name, address and other particulars. But I'm not."
Bees Pees
Q: Where does a bee pee?
A: At the BP station.
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- A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him... won 49.89% of the times
- A woman reported the disappearance of her husband... won 49.26% of the times
