Dumb.com >> Jokefight >> Vote >> >>
Vote For Your Favorite Joke

I can't decide!

A stolen credit card
A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.

A couple have not been getting along for years...
A couple have not been getting along for years, so the husband thinks,"I'll buy my wife a cemetery plot for her birthday."Well, you can imagine her disappointment. The next year, her birthday rolls around again and thistime he doesn't get her anything.She says, "Why didn't you get me a birthday present!?"He replies, "You didn't use what I got you last year!"



Thank you for your vote!


You can see the results below:


  • A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him... won 47.88% of the times
  • Blind Justice won 49.80% of the times