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A precise location
Attorney to witness: "And where was the location of the accident?"Witness: "Approximately milepost 499."Attorney: "And where is milepost 499?"Witness: "About halfway between milepost 498 and milepost 500."

A definition of psychiatrist
A Psychiatrist is just a Jewish doctor who can't stand the sight of blood.

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