Vote For Your Favorite Joke
I can't decide!
Blonde Nurse
Q: Why does a blonde nurse carry around a red pen?
A: To draw blood.
12 Shots
A guy goes into a bar, orders twelve shots and starts drinking them as fast as he can.
The bartender says, "Dang, why are you drinking so fast?"
The guy says, "You would be drinking fast if you had what I had."
The bartender says, "What do you have?"
The guy says, "75 cents."
Thank you for your vote!
You can see the results below:
- A staged wedding to bust dealers won 51.66% of the times
- A famous General dies... won 52.81% of the times
