
Vote For Your Favorite Joke
I can't decide!
Bad temper problem
Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I'm under such a lot of stress, I keep losing my temper with people.
Doctor: Tell me about your problem.
Patient: I just did, didn't I, you stupid fool!!
Bathtub Seizure
Q: What do you do if someone's having a seizure in a bathtub?
A: Throw in a load of laundry.
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You can see the results below:
- A succession of generations won 51.31% of the times
- A pastor in Maine skipped services one Sunday... won 49.89% of the times