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A bad habit
I overheard a friend telling his pal, "I can't break my wife of the habit of staying up until 5 in the morning.""What is she doing?", the pal asks."Waiting for me to get home."

Aussie Tossie
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
A stick.



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  • A sudden change of mind won 51.10% of the times
  • An invisible man is here to see you won 48.92% of the times