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A fair deal
A friend of mine just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the house. He got the outside.

A stolen credit card
A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.

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• A test for being drunk won 52.08% of the times
• 3 Questions won 51.59% of the times