Vote For Your Favorite Joke
I can't decide!
A bad habit
I overheard a friend telling his pal, "I can't break my wife of the habit of staying up until 5 in the morning.""What is she doing?", the pal asks."Waiting for me to get home."
Blonde Nurse
Q: Why does a blonde nurse carry around a red pen?
A: To draw blood.
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- Give a man a fish won 51.09% of the times
- A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist... won 50.42% of the times
