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Blonde Nurse
Q: Why does a blonde nurse carry around a red pen?

A: To draw blood.

A way to save your marriage
A young husband with an inferiority complex insisted he was just a little pebble on a vast beach.

The marriage counselor, trying to be creative, told him, "If you wish to save your marriage, you'd better be a little boulder."

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Give a man a fish won 51.59% of the times A woman reported the disappearance of her husband... won 49.30% of the times

Give a man a fish won 51.59% of the times

A woman reported the disappearance of her husband... won 49.30% of the times