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Bonds Mature
What is the difference between men and government bonds?
Bonds mature.
Legal Troubles
"How can I ever thank you?" gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he had solved her legal troubles.
"My dear woman," Darrow replied, "ever since the Phoenicians invented money there has been only one answer to that question."
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- A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop... won 50.85% of the times
- A Lawyer Died won 48.89% of the times
