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40th Birthday
A middle-aged guy is out to dinner with his wife to celebrate her 40th birthday. He says, "So what would you like, Sherry? A Jaguar? A sable coat? A diamond necklace?"
She said, "I want a divorce."
He replied in shock, "I wasn't planning on spending that much."
A definition of psychiatrist
A Psychiatrist is just a Jewish doctor who can't stand the sight of blood.
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- A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop... won 49.60% of the times
- And God Created Woman won 49.85% of the times
