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A responsible applicant
Employer to applicant: "In this job we need someone who is responsible." Applicant: "I'm the one you want. On my last job, every timeanything went wrong, they said I was responsible."

An Honest Lawyer
What do you call an honest lawyer?

An oxymoron.



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